Shameful Tree Sex Story Out

“The Very Last Time I Will Ever Have Sex With A Tree” is out on Stupefying Stories (link below). Thanks out to Bruce for the edits. Anyone who makes me look smarter than I am deserves a medal.

The title popped into my head during my commute, and I wondered what I could do with that. Of course it involves magical creatures and human suffering. Of course it does.

I will bitterly disappointed if no puns or other such low japes appear in the comments section.

This will make your browser history suspicious to your spouse

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